Dec. 21. One week from now. That’s it. Boom.
Just in case you haven’t been keeping up with the Facebook posts from that one creepy-intense guy from high school who always said the moon landings were faked, it’s simple: The Mayan calendar is about to run out, so we’re all gonna die. And no doubt wretchedly, which is generally regarded as the worst way to die.
There is the very faintest chance you’ll live. John Cusack did in that movie 2012, and yet his career’s kinda been in the toilet for a while now. Which means there’s gotta be some hope for at least a few of us, right?
|Potential ragtag band of survivors. Lucky for humanity, all are wearing RDB hats.|
So choose wisely, would-be-survivor. Choose wisely.